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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein |
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. - Mark Twain |
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain |
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Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. - Albert Einstein |
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Thursday, July 27, 2006 |
I should have named him Brian |
Conversation had with small boy over dinner about taxes:
SB: Well, why do we have to pay taxes? Me: Someone has to pay for the roads. SB: Roads?? (incredulously) Me: Well who do you think pays for the roads? SB: The Romans? Me: collapses in laughter |
posted by Blue @ 7:32 pm |
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That's hilarious!!